Jollibee Has Invaded Carson, CA

Curse that evil, little bee. It has to be the Philippines' way of punishing us for gawd only knows what. That's the only reason that I can think that I found this sign only 200 feet from the front door of the Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

Jollibee produces some of the world's foulest little cheeseburgers, and there is no way that ANYONE should be eating them. For about the same price, one could have a decent/good burger.

Citizens of Carson--you have been warned--these are awful cheeseburgers, and you really don't need to be eating them.

Jollibee -- San Francisco, CA

This one, mercifully, has closed.

Location : Lots of places
Jollibee Website

OK, it has been established that San Francisco has more than its fair share of lousy cheeseburgers, but it seems that they are actively seeking to best the worst by bringing in international competitors.  Enter Jollibee--the Philippines answer to crappy burgers.  Ready...Set...Terrible!

Jollibee was our futile, last ditch effort to find a morsel of burger goodness in San Francisco.  That effort resulted in complete failure.

The Jollibee cheeseburger was mercifully small, but it packed a wallop of crappiness.  Steamed, rubbery, salty, searless--just craptastic.  Oddly, this sliver of crap could not compete with the grinning evil on a bun delivered by Cafe Zuni, though.

It was barely worth reviewing--it was just a cheap, low-quality, unpleasant, highly processed bit of fast food awfulness.

No sear--just gray rubbberyness.

The seasoning was overwhelmingly salty.

The bun was thin and flabby.

The whole thing was a PASS.

Also, the fries sucked, but they weren't as crappy as the fishy mess served up at the Mission Beach Cafe.

What the eff is that little bee smiling about?  The fact that he served you a turd, and you paid 2 bucks for it, that's what.

Burger Review : Weak--do not want.

Rating...1 Bite