Los Angeles, CA 90067
(310) 277-1584Ready...Set...Terrible! The Cellar is a really cool spot located in Century City, and they provide burger eaters with an amazing weight loss plan. For no extra charge, they will serve you a burger made with gray, spoiled beef, which will cause you to expel--with great force--the cheeseburger and anything that you may have consumed subsequently.
Colonel Mustard and I fulfilled our obligation and ate a couple of these e Coli delivery devices so that you won't have to. Colonel Mustard learned to love his toilet in a whole new way. I, Just The Tip, got lucky and only had a fever--I managed to pass that tainted monstrosity. After passing it through my colon, I actually made it safer to eat.
We did sneak back to the kitchen this morning, and we took a picture of the kitchen staff.
Even if they hadn't attempted to kill us with spoiled meat, the burger is unexceptional--bland, greasy--eff it.
Burger Review --NEVER AGAIN