Cheeseburger in Paradise -- Fort Myers, FL

5050 Daniels Pkwy
Fort Myers, FL 33912-1637
(239) 481-4386

It's a chain, but this is so GD bad that it needs a writeup. If by "Cheeseburger in Paradise" you mean Crappy Food in a Crappy Restaurant" then, bingo!

#1 Jimmy Buffet fans are like the GED version of Dave Matthews fans. Seriously, who in the hell needs a douche-themed restaurant?

#2 They actually hold a little ceremony at sunset every night---OOF

#3 EVERYTHING on the menu is junk. The chicken resembled hard-boiled, mummified rat. The burger--so nondescript and bland that it doesn't warrant a review.

#4 I would rather be forced to personally re-enact both roles in 2GirlsOneCup than to ever try to choke down anything in that place ever again.

Overview: Avoid this disaster-- Cheeseburger in Paradise--and Jimmy Buffet owes me 20 bucks.

Rating...1 Bite