Father's Office in Santa Monica, CA

1018 Montana Ave
Santa Monica, CA 90403
(310) 393-2337

Jerky food in a jerky establishment.

If you wish to view the legions gathering for the impending toolpocalypse, then come on down to Father's office on Montana. It was the worst. They should rename it The Toolbox. Also, the burger was crappy. Crappier still was that I had to wade through a sea of tools to try this crappy burger. Did I mention that the burger was crappy?

The burger was complete BS--it was a jerk off interpretation of a burger, so it sucked. It was a pain in the ass to eat, it was beyond greasy, and it was uninteresting. Frankly, the nasty thing barely tasted of beef.

Burger Review : Only a jackass would go there after reading this review, and you're not a jackass are you?

Rating...1 Bite