Hollywood, FL 33019-3309
(954) 921-9425
www.theletub.com
First off---it's in Florida, and even the name of the state ends in "duh," so get ready, Chester--this is a review of a crappy burger.
GD Esquire rated this one of the top ten burgers in the nation. I should send them an invoice for my lunch tab and gas money---dicks.

Apps--the fish dip--Costco--PASS.
My burger--BIG, dull, overcooked, underseasoned, grayish, wet, rubbery crust under an unpleasant layer of char on a mealy, cool bun. PURE CRAP. The American cheese never really melted, since it was tossed on as an afterthought during the assembly process. The untoasted bun served to keep the cheese from melting.
This burger is to be avoided. In fact, due to the hype, the place should be bulldozed and the ground and salted so that nothing ever grows there again.
I was a bland, thick, greasy mess of a cheeseburger. It was the sort of thing that one would expect to get at the Costco food court. Big, bland, and low quality.
Get this--no AC, and it's in Florida--so you can sweat while eating this crapwich. You have been warned.
Oh, they pimped this nasty thing on Oprah. I have to imagine that it was Fat Oprah.
Burger Review : Do not want this crappy burger.
Rating...1 Bite
You were sweating while eating a burger? Is eating so strenuous for you that you require A/C even in October? My guess is that you are overweight and complaining about something that is a personal issue. If you're sweating from sitting down and chewing on a burger (in October in Florida, cool weather), that's a little embarrassing, don't you think? Also, I'm sure they had A/C, they just had it off because it's OCTOBER; I mean, what place in Florida doesn't have A/C?
ReplyDeleteIt was hot that day...
ReplyDeleteI'd venture to guess that I am leaner than you are.
I find it ironic that you complain about a grey, overcooked burger and show a photo of a medium rare burger. I agree Le Tub sucks, because it's staffed with rude people, the food is average and takes too long, but the burger could be decent if it weren't so huge. I've actually never seen one that didn't look like the photo above. You want to talk about "duh"? Well, that's listening to anything that comes out of Oprah's piehole. Just cuz she's fat doesn't mean she knows good eatin'. Yes, I realize this review is very old.
ReplyDeleteI was surprised to read this review... we went in 2015 and it was easily the best burger I have ever had at a restaurant (judging by your Google+ page you've had plenty more esoteric burgers than I have, but I have had a few in my day)... guess one of us just lucked out on the visit?
ReplyDeleteThat being said, we were there with an actual rockstar (first time eating a burger with one of those as well hahaha) and the night was picture-perfect...